Menu Date: May 2011

Food Items

Pu Pu Platter - Tamarind-glazed Island Pork 'Wings', Sweet and Spicy Asian Wings, Panko-crusted Chinese Long Beans, Green Papaya Slaw, and Sriracha Aioli. $15.99

Tamarind-Glazed Island Pork 'Wings' - served with crunchy Green Papaya Slaw. $12.99

Sweet and Spicy Asian Wings - Coated with Citrus-Honey, Red Chili-Spiced Sauce, and Green Papaya Slaw. $10.99

Fish Tacos - with Grilled Mahi Mahi, Cabbage, and Lime-Tartar Sauce wrapped in Corn Tortillas. $9.99

Panko-Crusted Chinese Long Beans - Served with Sriracha Aioli. $7.99

Chicken-Lettuce Wraps - with Sauteed Chicken, Hoisin Ginger Sauce, and crispy Lettuce Cups. $9.99

Ahi Poke - with Sushi-grade Ahi, Avocado, Wasabi Yuzu, Sriracha Aioli and Wonton Chips. $9.99

Kalua Pork Flatbread - with Pulled Pork, Red Onion, Cilantro, Barbecue Sauce, and Mozzarella. $8.99

Cheese Flatbread - with Marinara and Mozzarella. $7.99

Trader Sam's Dessert Flight - Pineapple Upside-down Cake, Cappuccino-Chocolate Chunk Brownie, and Fruit Parfait. $7.99

Specialty Beverages

Uh Oa! - Whoever is brave enough to conjure up this concoction cursed by Uh Oa, the tiki goddess of disaster, must be forewarned: When you mess with Polynesia, the tiki gods will squeeze ya (often with a lime)!
-- Light and Dark Rums, Orange, Passion Fruit, Guava, and Grapefruit Juices, Falernum, Cinnamon, and Freshly Squeezed Lime Juice. Recommended for Two or more Guests.

Krakatoa Punch - There's no escaping falling in lava with this exotic eruption of flavor!
-- Reserve and Spiced Rums, Tropical Juices, Orgeat (Almond) Syrup, Sam's Gorilla Grog, and Hibiscus Grenadine. Served in a souvenir Tiki Glass.

HippopotoMai-Tai - Dare to enter this hippo pool with...Bang! Bang! Two shots of Rum! Don't worry this drink is only dangerous when you start to wiggle your ears!
-- Light and Dark Rums, Orange Curacao, Orgeat (Almond) Syrup, Organic Agave Nectar, and Freshly Squeezed Lime Juice. Served in a souvenir Tiki Glass.

Shrunken Zombie Head - Every time business shrinks for our favorite head salesman he celebrates with one of these supernatural potions.
-- Reserve and Aged Rums, Tropical Juices, Falernum, and Cinnamon.

Rosita's Margarita - And now, Senors and Senoritas, please place your ice into the center...of the glass, that is, as we present this enchanted cocktail from Rosita. (P.S. Whatever happened to her?)
-- Reposado Tequila, Orange Curacao, Organic Agave Nectar, Freshly Squeezed Lime Juice, and Falernum.

Ka-Blue-Ie! - Gorillas, rifles, dynamite, and river water don't mix...or do they? (Always makes a splash!)
-- Light Rum, Cream of Coconut, Pinapple Juice, and a splash of Blue Curacao.

Mosquito Mojito - Trading for the ingredients of this refreshing antidote for malaria didn't cost Sam an arm and a leg. But it did cost him a mint!
-- Strawberry Rum, Organic Agave Nectar, Falernum, Mint, and Freshly Squeezed Lime Juice topped with Soda Water.

Piranha Pool - It will take some skillful navigating to get you through this one! A mixture that's sure to attack your thirst for adventure!
-- Strawberry Vodka blended with Pineapple Juice, Cream of Coconut, Strawberry Puree, and Blue Curacao.

Ginger's Pear-adise - When you put your hand out for this one be careful...Ginger snaps!
-- Pear Vodka, Ginger Liqueur, Organic Agave Nectar, and Freshly Squeezed Lime Juice.

Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Rum - Welcome to our tropical hideaway, you lucky people you! If you have one of these starting right away you may be ordering two!
-- Reserve Rum, Cream of Coconut, and Pineapple and Orange Juices dusted with Cinnamon and Nutmeg.

Lost Safari - Best served with a rhino chaser, this drink gets its point across in the end. Bottoms up!
-- Dark and Spiced Rums, Tropical Juices, and Sam's Gorilla Grog.

Shipwreck on the Rocks - Have too many of these and you'll be setting a course for Davy Jones' Locker!
-- Bourbon with Freshly Muddled Lemon and Mint with Organic Agave Nectar.

Sam is pleased to offer the following beers which he acquired in trade. In fact, today he's having a two-for-one special: a beer with two heads for just one of yours!

Draft Beer
Kona Longboard Island Lager - Hawaii
Kona Fire Rock Pale Ale - Hawaii
Bud Light - America
Karl Strauss Amber - America

Bottled Beer
Red Stripe Lager - Jamaica
Hinano - Tahiti
Corona Extra - Mexico
Budweiser - America
Heineken - Netherlands
Coors Light - America

Many of Trader Sam's cannibal friends are into wine. Literally.

Sparkling (Glass/Bottle)
Abazzia Prosecco Gold, Veneto, Italy - Fine Effervescence with delicate apple, ripe pear and a clean citrus finish. $10/$38

White Wine (Glass/Bottle)
Vista Point Chardonnay, California - $8.25/$32
Kendall-Jackson Vintner's Reserve Chardonnay, California - $9.75/$35
Rudi Wiest Hooked Riesling, Nahe - $8.75/$33
Casa Grande Pino Grigiot Delle Venezie, Veneto - $8.75/$33
New Harbor Sauvignon Blanc, Marlborough - $9.75/$35

Red Wine (Glass/Bottle)
Canyon Road Merlot, California - $8.75/$33
Mirassou Pinot Noir, California - $8.75/$33
Villa San-Juliette Cabernet Sauvignon, Paso Robles - $10/$38
Brassfield Estate Cabernet Sauvignon, High Valley - $12.50/$42
Zen of Zin Old Vine Zinfandel, California - $9/$33

Sangria - A delicious blend of Red Spanish Wine and Mediterranean Citrus topped with Cointreau. $8.50

White Sangria - A refreshing mix of Pinot Grigio and an array of fruit juices topped with Peach Schnapps. $8.50

Sam's No-Booze Brews

Jungle River Sunset - This is Sam's favorite sundowner. We don't know why, but orange you glad you asked?
-- Orange Juice, Falernum, and Hibiscus Grenadine topped with Soda Water.

Skipper Sipper - Enjoy one of these and you'll join the legendary ranks of the brave, charming and witty Jungle Cruise Skippers. We apologize for this inconvenience!
-- Tropical Juices, Organic Agave Nectar, Falernum, Mint, and Freshly Squeezed Lime Juice topped with Soda Water.

Schweitzer Falls - The Amazing...the Colossal...the Stupendous...the eighth wonder of the world...Dr. Albert Falls' favorite (over the rocks!)
-- Tropical Juices and Sam's Gorilla Grog topped with Sprite.

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